#i’m crying i’m gagged
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no because you guys don’t understand how important it is to me that even after everything, after pen accepts his engagement, after they have their first time together and pen is looking at colin like he’s hung the stars and is her prince charming, colin is still thinking she doesn’t love him the way he loves her. he thinks she’s going through it during their engagement party because he’s overwhelmed her with his feelings. he tells her that it’s okay if she’s changed her mind and she doesn’t feel the same way anymore. about him. about their engagement. that if she just got swept up in the moment in the carriage it’s okay. he’s okay with it, he understands, he’s willing to go through that heartache he just wants her to be okay. like oh my god.
#also open your eyes boy she literally loves you so fucking much#my boy is blind in love and can’t see she’s always loved him the way he loves her now#i’m crying i’m gagged#colin x penelope#polin#colin bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton series#bridgerton season three
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Oh yeah…I’m never writing another word again I’m DEACTIVATING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW !! I just learned word can read your writing aloud to you…and so I tried it in a fic I was writing…I can’t even describe the feeling that came over my body. TW : ai reading smut prepare to cringe prepare to cry
#UH#I’m literally crying actual tears rn from disgust#WHEN IT SAID#‘squelching’#I GAGGED AND THREW MY PHONE#I need to delete that word from my vocabulary#I never want to write smut again
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Hi so I’m watching Elementary for the first time ever we’ve almost finished season one, my dad and I.
HELLO WHY WAS IS HE SUCH A GOOD ACTOR WE JUST FINISHED EPISODE 22 HELP HOW COME I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT HIS ACTING REALLY FUCKING TOOK MY DAMN BREATH AWAY I WAS AS SHOOK AS HE WAS.
#WHY WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT ELEMENTARY#I can’t believe I never watched this sooner#these actors are STUNNING#I heard(from my dad) that the later seasons go off to rails but#he says the same thing about bbc Sherlock#but that SCENE#OF HIM AT THE END WALKING INTO THE ROOM#HIS LIP QUIVERING#NO I ALMOST STARTED CRYING WITH HIM#I COULD NOT BREATHE#I WAS GAGGED#elementary#cbs elementary#this is NOT how I imaged this show was😭#I ALSO READ THE DISCRIPTION OF THE NEXT EPISODE#DUDE I’M GOING TO PASS OUT
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AND HERE COMES BERONICA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I’M SO GAGGED RN LMAOOOOO#I LOVE IT#LEAVE THAT MAN AND LOVE EACH OTHER#AMEN!!!!!!#riverdale#riverdale spoilers#i could cry tears of joy right now actually#veronica lodge#betty cooper#beronica
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person who just finished reading the 10th games in tbosas voice: TREEEEECH 😭😭😭😭😭
#OH GOD#LOVE UNARMS ME#ohhhhh god huging LG back which gives her the chance to kill gum#him*#ooohhhh god I’m gonna be so fun kings sick#so fucking sick#the dog speaks#thg#tbosas#TREECH#I read it and was like oh. what a clever death and wow I want to analyze that#3 hours later: pukinh crying throwing up gagging
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emily was going to be buried with scully’s crucifix necklace on!!!! emily was going to be buried with scully’s crucifix necklace on!!!! emily was going to be buried with scully’s crucifix necklace on!!!! oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! the gravity of this oh my god
#like holy shit i’m rewatching this ep and oh my GOD#scully is Such A Mother. like she would rather her child die and be at peace than be alive and tortured#and there is no choice a parent could make for their child that demonstrates this devotion and care more exactly than this#and like scully was immediately willing to give up EVERYTHING for emily#her career! her time! her freedom! her lifestyle!#and that day in the car when scully noticed emily looking at her necklace is Everything#because scully was so attuned to this little girl so immediately#and so willing to give up one of her single most symbolic and valuable possessions#just because a strange little girl looked at it with such interest and excitement#at the end of the day scully is such a good parent and so willing to put the needs and desires of a child ahead of herself#brb going to go gag and cry now#txf#dana scully#emily#the x files#scully
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also discovered that I have a fear of maggots how fun
#I was cleaning around the house because I’m pet sitting and I just can’t sit in a dirty space#so I was finishing up in the kitchen and noticed things moving in the corner of my eye on the counter#maggots everywhere from wet cat food that wasn’t proper cleaned up#probably there for months because they don’t properly clean#and jesus the shaking and crying and gagging#my heart was beating so fast trying to clean it all up I took 2 showers#they should really deep clean their house before they have someone stay over like what the fuck man#it was the first time seeing them in person and my skin is still crawling and burning
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Need Gojo letting me sit on his lap while he stuffs my mouth with his fingers to shut my sounds up while he plays with me degrading me and praising me
HES SOOOOO SEXY see anon you get it 🙂↕️
#anons 💌#need to choke on his fingers then he makes fun of my bad gag reflex#then he sucks on my fingers and tells me how sweet i taste#i’m gonna cry
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the way i just saw the great war and you’re on your own kid LIVE. WTF
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I was not emotionally prepared for this!! 😭
#macgyver 1985#The Madonna#where are the stunts?#where are the gags?#where is Bigfoot?#no where to be found#instead I’m just sitting here trying not to cry because of ICE CREAM and unprocessed personal trauma#just let that little boy in a grown man’s mullet hug his mom one more time!!
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One time in college I had to have an mri when I was getting diagnosed with my hearing loss, and anyway I’m mildly allergic to mri contrast. And the way I react to it is EXTREME nausea. And so I went to dinner with my friends afterwards and one of them took my wallet to fuck with me. Normal par for the course I was mostly friends with men who fuck with each other like that often.
Except I started getting sick so I was like “haha funny but I’m actually really sick can I have it back so I can leave, any other time you can do this please just let me have it back.” and they WOULD NOT RETURN IT. And finally after about an hour of this I was literally sobbing at the table begging for it back and nobody except the person who initially took it was trying to help me because she realized it was fucked up, and when we eventually deduced who had it, I kicked him hard as fuck in the shin until he gave it back, went to my car, and immediately vomited everywhere. And then everyone involved actively refused to apologize.
I’m constantly trying to figure out if I am a bad person and that’s why I find myself in these situations often, or if I am just an easy target or if the truth lies somewhere in the middle. And I don’t think I’ll ever know. But these were people I considered my friends, I ate dinner with them every single night. And they still decided to bully me for an hour because they could. So maybe it doesn’t matter if I am sometimes a little short, or sometimes a little annoying. Maybe sometimes people are just cruel, and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. But that’s a little depressing so idk. I just find myself reflecting on this specific situation privately quite often. Because i can never figure out why it happened.
Anyway I just think that’s really fucked up. Like. Why would you do that to someone what the fuck????
#vent#personal vent#I’m also thinking about this in relation to the ‘we need to be nice to men’ discussion happening in the wake of the election#these are men who I was nice to. who I invited to things. who I was eager to spend time with. who I complimented and congratulated for their#achievements. two of whom I baked cakes for just for fun one day. who I was in multiple classes with and who I would attend campus events to#support. these are people who I was exceedingly nice to when I didn’t have to be. when I was struggling deeply and already being bullied#and yet the person who initially took my wallet was a woman yeah but she also was the only person who attempted to get it back for me when i#expressed I was sick and needed to leave. she was the only person who helped me look. the men all thought it was funny.#I think there’s something to be said about the fact that these were men I was so nice to and they wouldn’t return my belongings to me until#I was forced to resort to physical violence to get it returned. they actively mocked me for crying. they refused to give it back even when#I was gagging at the table.#before some incel brained mf responds no not all men. and I DO NOT think men are inherently cruel. but there is no amount of kindness that#will prevent people from being cruel. there is no amount of kindness that can meaningfully prevent hostility and aggression.#not from men exclusively but from anybody. if people are going to be cruel#they don’t care if all you’ve ever been is nice. they will be cruel#(also im LITERALLY not saying this is a problem with exclusively amab individuals. the woman who helped me is trans and was not out at the#time. I am nonbinary. I am NOT a fucking terf. I just think maybe we should stop telling people kindness stops cruelty. because it doesn’t)#and I don’t regret my kindness. I would do it over again for the same result. but it didn’t stop anything.
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A Split Enz commercial indent on Countdown before their final performance in Auckland before breaking up on the Enz With a Bang tour
#Split Enz#these guys are crazy#Nigel is 100% done with his bandmates’ shenanigans#Noel may also be 100% done -but it’s hard to tell when he’s always deadpan stoic#Tim’s being dramatic as always#I’m pretty sure Paul and Eddie started the fake crying to make fun of how emotional Neil got in Melbourne…#…but then Neil just jumped in on the gag#Nigel Griggs#Eddie Rayner#Tim Finn#Paul Hester#Neil Finn#I don’t even know what Hessie is doing at the start of the clip#Youtube
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important to me that you know squabble rocket jumps
she is always doing stupid stunts that involve excessive amounts of explosives. luckily she's basically incapable of getting hurt worse than a skinned knee or bruise here and there cause she defies the laws of physics. it's a very good thing this is the case otherwise carrion would find ways to murder the inanimate objects she gets hurt on
carrion waits on squabbles every whim gladly and will not make any attempt to stop squabble from doing the dangerous things she wants to, but as long as he’s in the vicinity everything will work out conspicuously perfect
jerryjack thinks squabble is incredibly entertaining and would absolutely never remind her of basic safety precautions. they up the stakes constantly
rig is wholly unaware what's normal for a 12 year old to do so instead of interfering she just offers practical advice like ‘that amount of c4 is unnecessary for what you're trying to blow up. using less will make a better explosion’. despite that, she’s super anal about gun safety (though she does not see any issues with giving squabble a gun in the first place)
#my ocs currently live in the status quo of a slice of life comedy with action elements#the postal trio go around delivering packages and doing hits and having heartwarming misadventures#and jerryjack shows up every now and again to cause trouble and be entertained#they’ve settled into that life for like a year or so#squabble is how she is because she’s plucked straight out of a gag comedy. jury’s out whether she’s aware of the 4th wall or not#but rather than any superpower or godliness she’s powered by like. genre conventions#of course she can pull out a massive rpg from her small bag. or course she wouldn’t be hurt by a 50 foot drop#oc posting#their origin story is an action packed tragomedy#god i’ve gotta post about it i’m insane about them#they kill carrions dad and overthrow the nyafia trying to monopolize assassinations#and cry about their myriad of complexes and betrayals from before they knew each other at all#and laugh about stolen planes and smile about chasing their dreams and love that’ll last this time#among other things#squabble the pigeon#carrion the cat#deadeye delivery
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erm what the sigma 🤓☝️
#i just saw this on tiktok i’m crying#brainrot girlfriend manga#it’s gotta be a gag manga lol#what the sigma
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I would rather eat a whole bag of tomatoes than go to uni tmrw.
#SUN DRIED TOMATOES#make me gag#I’m sorry#I tried to like them bc my mom said they were good for you#but GAH I COULDNT 😖#I’m going to cry on the bus tmrw like I’m in a sad music video#sonny speaks
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#I thought of u today kris and that summer I spent singing to anyone who’d listen#sometimes I miss going to shows and I miss you and eg and shanny#life is so different now but I take a part of everyone along with me the good and bad#I’m trying to balance I’m trying to not turn away from things#when I gagged at roadkill and you commented that it felt worse for the raccoon#I try to look at it now but I just cry#miss you#Youtube
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